I WANT TO...

I WANT TO CHANGE MY HAIR COLOR

CHANGE MY STYLE

LOSE A LOT OF WEIGHT UNTIL THE POINT I LOOK UNNOTICEABLE 

AND LEARN FRENCH FLUENTLY AND NEVER SPEAK ENGLISH AGAIN!

Up until this point I feel like I have lost my mind and now I am completely out of touch with 'social networking' sites....I need a drastic change and fast before I self destruct!